Francaise:
Je m’appelle Stripeysocks. Le blog ici est mon projet personnel en Francaise. Je ne parle pas bon francaise, mais j’essaie. Vous voir ici beaucoup mal grammaire. Detenir vous cheveaux! Je sera ecrire bon francaise dans la futur, je vous promets.
Anglais:
Whew! I started French class in Paris a few weeks ago. I used to have a mortal fear of speaking a third language until two saturdays ago, when a lady at a party dared me to speak IN FRENCH SEULEMENT with all the women in the room for five minutes each. I got the cold sweats and I shook like an epileptic, but after thirty minutes I started to believe I could really do this, I could really speak French! So I told my husband this evening that I’m going to start a blog in French without his help, only because I’m starting to feel like a five year-old who thinks she’s a grownup just because she learned to tie her shoelaces.
Les dits:
Moi: J’ai un projet.
Husband: What’s that?
Moi: Je serai ecrire les phrases en francaise a propos mon experience chaque jour… ou les trucs en general.
Husband: <politely corrects my grammar then wishes me luck>
Alors! C’est ca. A prochaine voir!